Hell, both Carl and I do this, but verbally. The best is when we're on the phone and he starts hyperventilating about a honey, knowing I can't see her. I tend to ask him to take a picture on his cameraphone, which he doesn't have, so I can knock him down a peg. Every once in a while he calls me just to tell me that he saw a hottie. I'll never figure that out.

from 2007-04-30